Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Christmas 2022, Part 1

So, this was Christmas. And what have we done?

We first traveled out to Grantsville on Christmas Adam (December 23, the day before Christmas Eve ... get it?) to celebrate with JB's side of the family. There was a lot of good food, including sloppy joes, cheese and crackers, holiday goodies, and such. And there were also (wait for it): Reindeer Games!

Last year's Reindeer Games was such a big hit, we decided to do them again. For this year's Second Annual Reindeer Games, we played five "Minute to Win It"-type games back to back. One of these was the candy cane drop, which involved trying to get as many candy canes as possible to remain on the string over the course of a minute. JB and Tatum demonstrate here by:



For another game, one teammate had to wear the reindeer hat while that person's teammate threw rings at the antlers and tried to get as many rings to land on them as possible ... in a minute (go figure).



The mischievous look on Spencer's face here is just ... really something.

And so on. It was a fun night. And the good food and even better company almost made me forget that the Plowbuckles team finished nowhere near first place in the overall point totals.

Sunday, December 25, 2022

Santa Parade 2022

Someone let the cat out of the bag that I am an actor, or at least that I've pretended to be one on more than one occasion over the years. And so, I was recently drafted to play Santa Claus. I actually played Santa Claus once before a number of years ago, when I was a missionary in Peru. But that's another story for another time.

As it turns out, getting the chance to play Santa Claus is both really good for your soul and also a wonderful way to get you into the holiday spirit. I, in fact, had two chances to dress up as St. Nick this month for a couple of different ward activities.

The first came on Saturday, December 10, for the ward Christmas party---the first one we've been able to hold in person in three years due to pandemic restrictions. Our little shindig took place in the form of a brunch in the cultural hall. Santa made an appearance for the Primary kids, handing out both ho ho hos and plush toys for each one.


Successful first test. The second opportunity came with the annual ward Santa parade on Tuesday night. The concept of the parade began in 2020 due to the aforementioned pandemic restrictions. Because it wasn't a good idea nor was it safe to get people together in a closed space with COVID-19 out and about, someone had the brilliant idea to take Santa out to visit ward members rather than the other way around. It was such a big success that it was repeated again last year. Though the annual in-person ward Christmas party returned this year, we decide to keep the parade going due to popular demand.

I had a little help this time, because JB was asked to portray Mrs. Claus alongside Santa. And though it was a bitterly cold night (in the 20s and 30s), and the beard kept causing my glasses to fog up and obstruct my view, we had a wonderful time.


I don't know if I'll ever come closer to being treated like a celebrity. People of all ages love Santa and Mrs. Claus, and they frequently smiled back at us. We waved and shouted Merry Christmas! and ho ho ho, and they responded. They came out of their homes to wave back at us. Cars honked their horns as they drove past. At one point, we created a second parade on the sidewalk, as a number of kids had come outside to follow us along for several blocks.

A man pulled his car over and brought his young daughter out to meet us. He was as excited as she was and said that it was her first time meeting Santa in person; she'd never had the chance before because of the dadgummed pandemic. At another point, a group of native Spanish speakers huddled around us, and they were pleasantly surprised to hear Santa speak Spanish back to them. "Santa habla cada idioma" ("Santa speaks every language"), I told them.


In the process of all this, we did a little missionary work for the ward. The Bishop, Young Men and Women, and youth leaders walked alongside the parade and passed out candy, talking to active ward members, the less active, and nonmembers alike. Santa doesn't discriminate, either.

We were pretty pooped by the end of the evening. But it was an evening well spent nonetheless.

Merry Christmas, family and friends!

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Improvables: Christmas Party 2022

The Improvables' annual Christmas party took place Saturday night at the Heads' home in West Valley City. The food was plentiful and delicious, and the company was even better. We played Quiplash, as well.

The highlight, as always, was our white elephant gift exchange. I (luckily somehow) ended up with this tortilla shell blanket, wrapped up in aluminum foil to look like a burrito (kudos to whoever donated it):


Another favorite gift was The Fergamerican National Anthem: A Civics Story book, based on Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson's performance of the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game. Jamie and Megan read/performed the song, to everyone's delight.


These knuckleheads are a truly unique collection of people. I am very lucky to count them not only as colleagues and fellow performers but also as friends.

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Our Day Out with Ike

On Saturday, it was our nephew Ike's turn for a birthday outing with his favorite Fun Aunt and Uncle. This incredible little five-year-old's birthday is on October 25, and, nearly two months later, we finally were able to coordinate our respective schedules to go out to Nickelmania. Biz and Kate joined us for the occasion.

Ike is a big fan of driving/racing games, and he chose a number of those kinds of games (car, motorcycle, snowmobile, etc.) to play. We also pooled our collective efforts and tickets to get the kids some goodies and swag when it was time to check out.

All told, it was another memorable Saturday at one of our favorite places in Utah.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Improvables: Fourteenth Annual Christmas Show

On Friday night at the Bountiful Davis Art Center, it was our annual Christmas Show! The ugly Christmas sweaters were in abundance, but the laughs were even abundant-er.

Don't believe me? Well, you should've been there, by gum.

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Trunk-or-Treat 2022

On Saturday, our ward held its annual Trunk-or-Treat activity at our meetinghouse. This year, it was combined with a chili (and soup) cookoff, as well as a costume contest for the kids and pumpkin carving/painting contest for everyone.

The chilis were delectable; I faced a hard choice as one of those asked to judge the winners. That meant tasting every chili entry, a task which produced certain, umm ... odors. But that's just the dependable guy I am! The kids' costumes were, likewise, tough to pick winners from. But we made the best decisions we could.


The Trunk-or-Treat portion itself out in the parking lot was a big hit and was very well attended from ward members and neighbors. Once again, I dressed up as Dwight Schrute from the TV show "The Office." JB was good enough to decorate our car with Dunder Mifflin stuff to go along with it. We passed out Snickers, 100 Grand, Milky Way---strictly the good stuff.

Saturday, October 29, 2022

Improvables: Fourteenth Annual Halloween Show

On Friday night, it was the Improvables' annual Halloween show. We've now had 13 of them altogether (14th annual because of no show in 2020 due to COVID-19).

I dressed up as Dwight Schrute from the TV show "The Office."

 

Tyler dressed up as this burly sailor man and stood outside of BDAC on Main Street, welcoming passersby to come inside to see the show.


Lorin, our MC for the evening, showed off his Mandalorian armor, which was quite impressive. He's been working on this ensemble for many months now.


Parker, as only Parker could do, outdid himself again, appearing as Fidel Castro:


The show itself was well attended once again and was a blast for all of us on stage. I got to play "Replay at Bernie's," "Pieces of Paper," "Changing Styles," and other favorites along with Heather, new dad Keenan, Megan, Parker, Richard, Ricky, and Tyler.



Believe you me, it was another memorable night with the good people (and fans of) the Improvables troupe.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Our Day Out with Danny

Our nephew Danny recently turned seven years old, so like a good Fun Aunt and Uncle must do, we took him out to the Nickelmania arcade for his birthday.

I was intrigued to learn that Pac-Man is one of his favorite video games. Truth be told, it was probably my favorite video game when I was seven years old, too. (Everything old is new again.)


After we had spent our nickels, we traded in our tickets for prizes. Danny walked away with a Blinky (the red ghost from Pac-Man) keychain and candy.

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Samuel Robert

We have a new nephew! Samuel Robert Plowman was born September 10 to Summer and Steve. Both mom and baby are doing well. We enjoyed getting to meet him on Saturday.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Olivia's Farewell

On Sunday, our niece Olivia delivered her farewell talk. Before we know it, she will be on her way to her service in the New Zealand Hamilton mission for the Church. We enjoyed our time attending her ward's sacrament meeting in Centerville along with family and friends.


I had to skedaddle out of their for some meetings in our ward, but then JB and I got to spend more time with her Tuesday night for dinner. We met up at Fat Fish for sushi, which is, I'll admit, growing on me that more I try it.

The food was good, and the company was even better.

Thursday, September 1, 2022

Plowman Family Dinner/August 2022

On Sunday, we gathered for monthly family dinner at Dave's and Jessica's home in Woods Cross. Chicken enchiladas were the main course, along with fresh fruit and veggies, salad, and Sunday chocolate pie/peach pie, provided by JB. (She knocked it out of the park once again.)

It was fun to see Jana, Kylee, and McKenna all wearing the same "Fraggle Rock" t-shirt. They looked like triplets.


I had a good chat with Danny and Tanner about video games, a discussion which mainly consisted of me listening to them talk about what a good gamer their dad is (the thing is, he legit is) and how great the new Mario Kart game for the Switch is. They knew the best characters, tracks, pretty much everything about it. They're amazing conversationalists.


Speaking of whom, Danny's birthday was the sole family birthday for August. He just turned seven years old.

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Heavy Hands

I was asked to speak in my ward's sacrament meeting today. Below is the text of my talk.



Good afternoon, brothers and sisters. I am grateful for this opportunity to share a few thoughts with you today. I am also grateful for your sustaining vote a month ago when we were called to serve together as a bishopric.


To be honest, I’m still not quite sure how I got here. Serving in this calling wasn’t remotely in my plans, ever. Some of you already know that I perform improv on the weekends, and in improv theater, you are trained to react and respond to the unexpected. But nothing could possibly have prepared me for this.

 

It was President J. Reuben Clark Jr. who taught: “In the service of the Lord, it is not where you serve but how. In The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, one takes the place to which one is duly called, which place one neither seeks nor declines” (in Conference Report, April 1951, p. 154).

 

Since it is our course of study this year in Sunday School, I’ve been reading the Old Testament. I was reading the book of Exodus recently when I came across the following passage in Chapter 17. At this point in time, the house of Israel have just escaped Egypt, and they come up against their first foe in their journey to the promised land.

 

“Then came Amalek, and fought with Israel in Rephidim.

And Moses said unto Joshua, Choose us out men, and go out, fight with Amalek: to morrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the rod of God in mine hand.

So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill.

And it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that Israel prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed.

But Moses’ hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands, the one on the one side, and the other on the other side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the sun.

And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword.”

 (Exodus 17:8-13)

Joshua not only “fit the battle of Jericho” but this one, too! I find the symbolism here very powerful. Moses’ hands were “heavy.” I wonder if they were heavy for him not only in the physical but also the spiritual sense. Aaron and Hur were there to “stay up his hands,” or to hold them up when Moses could no longer do so on his own power. In many ways, I see this as the role of a counselor in Church service.

As a Church, we have a prophet whose hands are “stayed up” by two counselors, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, and other auxiliary leaders. Our stake president, likewise, has counselors and secretaries. At the ward level, the bishop, as well as elders quorum, Relief Society, Sunday School, Primary, and other presidents all have counselors and secretaries to sustain them in their service. It’s a wonderful structure.

Returning to Exodus, we read more about Moses and his prophetic duties in Chapter 18:

“And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses sat to judge the people: and the people stood by Moses from the morning unto the evening.

“And when Moses’ father in law saw all that he did to the people, he said, What is this thing that thou doest to the people? why sittest thou thyself alone, and all the people stand by thee from morning unto even?

“And Moses said unto his father in law, Because the people come unto me to inquire of God:

“When they have a matter, they come unto me; and I judge between one and another, and I do make them know the statutes of God, and his laws.
“And Moses’ father in law said unto him, The thing that thou doest is not good.

“Thou wilt surely wear away, both thou, and this people that is with thee: for this thing is too heavy for thee; thou art not able to perform it thyself alone.

“Hearken now unto my voice, I will give thee counsel, and God shall be with thee: Be thou for the people to God-ward, that thou mayest bring the causes unto God:

“And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.

“Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating covetousness; and place such over them, to be rulers of thousands, and rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens:

“And let them judge the people at all seasons: and it shall be, that every great matter they shall bring unto thee, but every small matter they shall judge: so shall it be easier for thyself, and they shall bear the burden with thee.

“If thou shalt do this thing, and God command thee so, then thou shalt be able to endure, and all this people shall also go to their place in peace.

“So Moses hearkened to the voice of his father in law, and did all that he had said.

“And Moses chose able men out of all Israel, and made them heads over the people, rulers of thousands, rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens.

“And they judged the people at all seasons: the hard causes they brought unto Moses, but every small matter they judged themselves.”

(Exodus 18:13-26)

Once again, Moses is weary, and the burden is “heavy.” He has to deal with the children of Israel and their frequent complaining and rebellion for 40 years as they wander in the wilderness. He feels this burden deeply because he has been doing it alone. Then, his father-in-law Jethro comes up with this idea to delegate some of his responsibilities to people he can trust.

The organization of the Church today is not too different from this plan. Our Moses is, of course, President Russell M. Nelson. As rulers over thousands, we have our stake presidency. A bishop serves as a ruler over hundreds. As rulers over 50, there are elders quorum and Relief Society presidencies. For rulers over tens, all the way down to and including families of three, two, or one, we have ministering assignments so that we may assist our ward, stake, and Church in the work of perfecting the Saints.

As I look around this room and also think of those who may be watching us today on YouTube, I try to empathize with the heavy burdens you face. Your challenges are many. These challenges are physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual. There are those who are frustrated, depressed, those who are weighed down and who grieve. There are those who have not been physically present with us for months or years because of illness or age or even doubts about what they truly believe. There is a place for each of you in the Church but also, more specifically, here in our ward.

The question I find myself wondering lately is, “How can we better sustain you?” There are other hands that need to be raised up, and they are “the hands which hang down” (Hebrews 12:12; D&C 81:5), as we read in the scriptures. After all, we raise our hands to sustain new memberships as they are read into the ward. This is not a one-time action. We must continually be vigilant for those around us who may be in need of our help.

President Henry B. Eyring said:

“Many years ago, I was first counselor to a district president in the eastern United States. More than once, as we were driving to our little branches, he said to me, ‘Hal, when you meet someone, treat them as if they were in serious trouble, and you will be right more than half the time.’ Not only was he right, but I have learned over the years that he was too low in his estimate” (“Try, Try, Try,” October 2018 general conference).

We recently studied the prophet Elijah in Come, Follow Me. He is one of my favorite prophets of the Bible. Following his confrontation with the priests of Baal, when he called down fire from heaven, Jezebel the queen was furious and sought to have Elijah killed. It is at this point that we read about the tremendous toll this had taken on this man of God:

“(Elijah) went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a juniper tree; and he requested for himself that he might die; and said, It is enough; now, O Lord, take away my life; for I am not better than my fathers.

“And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise and eat.

“And he looked, and, behold, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of water at his head. And he did eat and drink, and laid him down again.

“And the angel of the Lord came again the second time, and touched him, and said, Arise and eat; because the journey is too great for thee.

“And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights.”

 (1 Kings 19:4-8)

From this story, I learn two things. First of all, a nap and a snack can lighten your mood! But seriously, and more importantly, I was stunned to learn that even a great man such as Elijah, one of the most prominent prophets in the scriptures, had been depressed to the point of just wanting to die. But he recovered. An angel intervened to save his life.

While our Heavenly Father indeed still sends angels to the Earth, I feel that most of the time we are the ones who are meant to act in the stead of angels to serve those around us.

Ministering may look like different things to different people. It doesn’t have to be a grand gesture. We can minister with a short visit, or dropping off a treat or a note, or even a simple text message, depending on the needs of those we minister to. As we minister, we not only bless others but are ourselves blessed through our efforts.

President Lorenzo Snow said, “When you find yourselves a little gloomy, look around you and find somebody that is in a worse plight than yourself; go to him and find out what the trouble is, then try to remove it with the wisdom which the Lord bestows upon you; and the first thing you know, your gloom is gone, you feel light, the Spirit of the Lord is upon you, and everything seems illuminated” (in Conference Report, April 1899, pp. 2-3).

Camilla Kimball, the wife of President Spencer W. Kimball, said, “Never suppress a generous thought.” My wife, Jana, and I love this motto and have tried to employ it as we seek inspiration to serve those around us. Jana has been a great example to me of following this counsel. Just last week, she baked several loaves of banana bread; then I drove while she delivered them to numerous neighbors. I’ve also seen numerous good examples of generosity and service in this ward, particularly during the pandemic when we weren’t able to meet face to face for a long time.

Personally, I’ve been blessed countless times by people who have ministered unselfishly. I was 42 years old when Jana and I married; her age at the time is still unknown. Prior to that, I spent the majority of my adult life as a single member of the Church, including many years in which I feel like I stood out like a sore thumb in family wards. Fortunately, two bishops in two of my wards in particular took an active interest in me, befriended me, and regularly checked in with me during difficult health challenges and other trials. One of my home teachers took me out to lunch each month for his visits. I remember a very cold, 10-degree day when he answered a distress call from me and showed up to change a flat tire on my car when I had injured my shoulder and couldn’t do it myself. These people truly ministered to me, as did others.

I want you to know that in the month I’ve been able to work with Bishop LeVitre and Brother Padilla that their hearts are pure. They genuinely care about each of you and wish to help relieve your burdens, and we pray for you by name. Their callings are truly inspired, and I am grateful for the opportunity to serve with him. I am anxious to get to know more of you, to listen to and learn from you, and to serve you in any way I can.

I know that our Heavenly Father loves us perfectly, and that is why He sent His Beloved Son, who likewise has loved us perfectly through His Atonement. I know that Russell M. Nelson is a prophet of God. Though the world is in commotion, he looks optimistically to the future. I also know that Joseph Smith was and is a prophet of God, that he saw the Father and the Son, as he testified. In the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Fall"

Fall is nearly here, but before we get there, Fall is here, now playing in theaters. (See what I did there?)

The new thriller Fall—and I'm speaking in all sincerity here—may be just about the most frightening movie I've ever seen. But it's not a horror movie.

What's so scary about it? For me—keep in mind, I'm deathly afraid of heights—it's because the film spends the majority of its 107-minute running time with its two protagonists stranded at the top of a 2,000-foot-tall radio tower pole in the middle of nowhere (see the accompanying movie poster, which paints a pretty good picture of what their danger looks like). And they don't just "wait there" the whole time they are stuck.

Let me go back to the beginning. In the opening scene of the film, poor Dan, rock climbing with his wife, Becky, and Becky's best friend, Hunter, tragically slips and falls several feet to his death.

A year later, Becky is a boozy, guilt-riddled, depressed mess. She can't forgive herself for what happened. Nevertheless, Hunter swoops by to convince her that she needs to start climbing again in order to get over what happened, and what better object to climb than the aforementioned radio tower?

(I deduct points from my IMDB ratings when the main characters show incredible stupidity, so it was at this point that this movie lost a few points.)

After a grueling climb, our protagonists finally reach the top, despite numerous ominous signs (and music) that what they are doing is both incredibly dumb and reckless. But then worse comes to worst, and they have to figure out how to survive.

Admittedly, I squirmed in my seat a great deal throughout this ordeal, or I just looked at a corner of the screen rather than looking at what was being shown—all because I chose to see a $6 movie that ended up making me very, very uncomfortable. A gentleman on the same row as me had to get up and leave twice because it was so nerve wracking to watch. (As the credits rolled, I turned to him and asked, "How's your blood pressure doing? Mine went way up just now." I didn't make a new friend by doing this.)

Paco's rating: 6 out of 10

The Good: If you're a thrill seeker, or something of a masochist, I'm sure you'll love it.

The Bad: The two girls end up becoming so annoying that you might end up rooting for gravity (or nature?) to win. I wouldn't recommend this film for those who are easily spooked or unsettled, and/or those who are prone to nightmares after watching something really scary. Also, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Negan on "The Walking Dead") is pretty much wasted in a small supporting role.

The Ugly: Rated PG-13 for foul language, some vulgarity, peril, and violence. If you're acrophobic, you'd be much happier watching something else. See Top Gun 2 again, perhaps?

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Weekend at Bear Lake 2022

Last weekend, it was our annual family trip up to Bear Lake. JB and I came up a day after the majority of the gang due to some matters we had to take care of at home, and we carpooled with our 24-year-old niece Kylee. On our way there, we stopped in  Smithfield Cemetery to pay Dad an annual visit.

Once we got to Bear Lake, well, there were a whole lot of people (kids) running around; considering there were 27 (nearly 28) people under the same roof. The kids fooled around with these styrofoam bat things, and Dave joined in on the fun:

While JB and I went off to buy some groceries and run a few other errands, a very wet and loud thunderstorm and rainstorm broke out. That's actually good news, because due to our ongoing drought, the lake is now much lower than it's been in previous years.

After the storm ended, we saw more than one rainbow in the sky.

So ... that was about it. It may sound boring, but it was restful, and it's always good to be around my siblings and their kids.

Friday, August 5, 2022

Paco Reviews: "DC League of Super Pets"

In a retcon (?) of the Superman origin story, baby Kal-El is placed onto an escape pod—along with the family dog, Krypto (voice of Dwayne Johnson)—just before the planet Krypton explodes. Fortunately, the future hero Superman doesn't have to make his interstellar journey to Earth alone.

Thus begins the story in DC League of Super Pets, which for the most part is a funny, mostly family-friendly story and one of the better DC Comics adaptations of the past few years. Fast forward a few years, and Superman (voice of John Krasinski) is getting ready to pop the question to Lois Lane (voice of Olivia Wilde). Krypto feels that his bond with Kal-El may be threatened and takes measures to keep the living situation as is.

Meanwhile, Lex Luthor (voice of Marc Maron) inevitably shows up to cause problems, but his cunning plan is hijacked by a power-hungry guinea pig, Lulu (voice of Kate McKinnon, hamming it up as the villain). Orange Kryptonite inevitably not only gives Lulu and her henchmen (henchpets?) special powers but also gives new abilities to a handful of pets at the local animal shelter. Among this motley crew are black Dane dog Ace (voice of Kevin Hart), Merton the turtle (voice of Natasha Lyonne), PB the pig (voice of Vanessa Bayer), and squirrel Chip (voice of Diego Luna).

The Justice League shows up, but all, including Superman, are captured. Can this new band of assorted super animals band together to save our superheroes and Metropolis, too?

Paco's rating: 7 out of 10

The Good: It's a fun little adventure, and kids of all ages will love it. Johnson (aka The Rock) and Kevin Hart once again make a good team, and there are many great vocal performances from the cast. In particular, Keanu Reeves is hilarious as Batman.

The Bad: Not much to nitpick here. Uhh, I guess I'll go with: Your pets might have to wait until DC League of Super Pets appears on a streaming platform to watch the film with them.

The Ugly: It's rated PG for minor vulgarity, which most likely will sail over kids' heads. Merton also has a bit of a potty mouth, but her swears are actually bleeped out. Do with that what you will.

Friday, July 29, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Where the Crawdads Sing"

Did I enjoy Where the Crawdads Sing? How shall I put this ... no, I may have kinda hated it. First film I've genuinely disliked this summer. It came highly recommended because of people I know who have read the book it's based on. But for me, it didn't deliver a positive experience.

First of all, I don't recall seeing a single crawdad (I had to Google what that is), let alone one singing. Blatantly false advertising.

Secondly, Kya, the protagonist, is likeable enough, but she has the habit of making very poor decisions when it comes to dating men. Beyond that, there's a lot of boating around the swamps of North Carolina and a lot of frowning. But hey, if that's your idea of a good time, more power to you.

Kya lives out on the bayou (?) with an abusive and neglectful family. One day, Mom has had enough of it and leaves. So does older brother. Eventually, Kya's abusive dad leaves, too (her family had the smarts to leave the derpy story before I did; I stayed until the credits finished rolling). This leaves Kya all by herself while she's still just a little kid. She survives by hunting mussels and selling them at the local grocery store.

She grows up and then meets Weenie Boyfriend #1. To his credit, he teaches her how to read. They hold hands and stare at each other a lot. And WB1 rounds the bases, if you know what I mean. Then, he completely disappears from Kya's life—no letters, no Crawdad Express telegram, nothing.

Weenie Boyfriend #2 comes around next, fresh from the laboratory where he was pretty much cloned from WB1. But alas, he's the angsty, ulterior-motived bad twin. After they also round the bases, he uses Kya pretty badly, and becomes abusive.

Then one day, WB2 is found dead. Uh oh. You-know-who is accused of the crime. Then the story plays out, yada yada, the end.

Paco's rating: 3 out of 10

The Good: North Carolina seems like a pretty state. The lead actress, Daisy Edgar-Jones, does a good job with the limited material given her.

The Bad: The movie spends so much time in the swamp that you'll want a shower afterward. It goes on a bit long for my tastes; movies over two hours long generally need a light saber or dinosaur or superhman comic book person or hobbit to keep me interested.

The Ugly: Rated PG-13 for a surprising amount of sexual content in a movie that seems to be aimed at teens, and cursing. I found a pic of a crawdad; they are also ugly.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Thor: Love and Thunder"

 Chris Hemsworth is back as Thor, and so is ... Jane Foster (Natalie Portman)?! It's Thor: Love and Thunder, the fourth stand alone film in the franchise.

The film picks up right where we last saw Thor in the MCU: going on various adventures with the Guardians of the Galaxy. He's back in shape, too. But then a distress call goes out, and it involves Gorr, the god butcher (Christian Bale)—and he's looking for Thor. To bait Thor into a confrontation, Gorr kidnaps several of the children of New Asgard.

Meanwhile, Jane has learned she's in stage 4 of a deadly cancer, and things are looking bleak. But then Thor's old hammer, Mjolnir—previously crushed to pieces by Hela in Ragnarok—calls out to her. When Jane finds it, it transforms her into Mighty Thor! She has all the powers of Thor, plus  she has a reconstructed Mjolnir, which looks like it was glued together by me when I was in the third grade. According to legend, the hammer has healing powers, and Jane is in dire need of them.

Before long, Thor and Jane join forces, and Valkyrie, now reigning as the "king" of New Asgard, and rock monster Korg come along for the journey. There is a whole planet of other "gods" where they go to enlist help, but unfortunately they find little. It leads to a confrontation with Zeus (Russell Crowe), hamming it up in a cameo role. Things escalate very quickly after that, including a rekindling of Thor's and Jane's romance.

Paco's rating: 7 out of 10

The Good: JB and I enjoyed the ride, and afterward we agreed this was our second-favorite Thor movie, after Ragnarok. That has a lot to do with director Taika Waititi, who made both films. Once again, he delivers a rollercoaster ride, and it includes a lot of humor (particularly from Thor's new pet goats) and Guns 'n' Roses songs on the soundtrack. He also once again voices Korg. Bale is great as the villain and seems to be channeling Voldemort in the process.

The Bad: The Guardians aren't in the movie long enough. Also, Jane's transformation into Mighty Thor doesn't ge explained well. Other than that, very few nits to pick here.

The Ugly: The movie is rated PG-13 for swearing, some vulgarity, violence, and Chris Hemsworth's bare bum in one scene. There is also a love story involving Korg and his gay rock monster love interest, so do with that what you will.

Monday, July 18, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Elvis"

Remember early on in the pandemic when Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson, both caught COVID-19, becoming basically the first celebrities not named Rudy Gobert with the virus? They were in Australia, where he was filming a movie at the time.

Well, fortunately, Tom and Rita both recovered, and that movie, Elvis, is now playing in theaters. Director Baz Luhrmann, whose previous films include Moulin Rouge!, the Leonardo diCaprio Great Gatsby, and William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, never does anything that he doesn't put all the whistles and bells into—and that is certainly the case with this movie in all 159 minutes of its length.

In Elvis, we see many moments from the King of Rock 'n' Roll's life. Included are glimpses into his teen years, before he became famous; his rise to fame, both in music and movies, through the aid of his manager (and professional grifter) Col. Tom Parker (Hanks); his being drafted into the military; his marriage to Priscilla and birth of daughter Lisa Marie; his downward spiral with drug abuse; his comeback in the late '60s; how and why he carried a gun with him on stage and the destruction of several TV sets with said weapon; and many other events. A great deal of the story is told through the point-of-view of Col. Parker, who ends up becoming the antagonist of the film.

I knew nothing about Austin Butler, who plays the title role, before seeing this movie. He does a wonderful job playing Elvis. He even sings a few of the King's songs (or at least he is credited as doing so in the end credits). Hanks is almost unrecognizable in the makeup he wears as Col. Parker. He bears an eerie resemblance to Richard G. Scott while he's on screen. (I don't know how else to describe it. But that's what he looked like to me.) David Wenham (Faramir in The Lord of the Rings trilogy), Dacre Montgomery (Billy in "Stranger Things"), and Kelvin Harrison Jr. (as Elvis's friend B. B. King) are good in supporting roles.

Paco's rating: 5 out of 10

The Good: Whether or not you're an Elvis fan, you'll be a fan of Austin Butler's acting. As Elvis rises to fame, you'll be rooting for him, and there are a lot of classic Elvis tunes performed. Hanks, as always, is solid.

The Bad: It's a bit long, at nearly three hours. Your bum may start to get a bit sore at two hours in. Also, this film may be strictly for Elvis and/or Baz Luhrmann fans.

The Ugly: It's a warts-and-all approach to telling the King's story, so we see Elvis doing his at-the-time scandalous "Elvis the Pelvis" dancing, philandering and otherwise messing around behind his wife's back, as well as his spiraling into drinking, drugs, and other vices. There is some swearing and vulgarity, which earns the film its PG-13 rating.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Jenna's Farewell

Our 19-year-old niece Jenna is now serving a mission for the Church! She's the first Sister Plowman to serve (in my lifetime, anyway).

On Sunday, she gave her farewell address in her ward's sacrament meeting in Woods Cross. We attended, along with several members on both sides of the family. She was later set apart, and as of Monday, she's doing home MTC study before flying out to Texas.

We are very proud of her and are looking forward to reading about the many wonderful experiences Jenna will have over the course of the next 18 months.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Eowyn


Well ... Leia now has a little sister.

We adopted Eowyn, another golden doodle, on Wednesday night. We have mostly been referring to her by the nickname Wynnie, which stands to reason because we are now potty training her, and she goes #2 a lot ... if you catch my drift.


Leia has been dealing with no longer being the Top Dog, so to speak, with a little bit of jealousy. But she's already made a bit of progress in just a few days' time. It's been fun watching the two of them wrestle together and interact in myriad other ways.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Independence Day 2022

We observed Independence Day together as a family Monday evening in a get-together at the clubhouse in Ben's and Adi's HOA in Centerville. A fire had broken out on the hillside in Centerville the night before, but fortunately no one on either side of the family had to evacuate their homes. And the show went on.

At our shindig, the goodies included hot dogs, chips, apple pie, watermelon, and homemade ice cream. Mom contributed this cake, with blueberries and strawberries in the form of the United Kingdom's Union Jack flag (get the tongue-in-cheek reference? She was born in England but is now a U.S. citizen):

JB is pretty amazing with our niblings, including two-year-old Sadie:

Kenna and the littles enjoyed a game of foosball, while others also played that and air hockey. Some watched The Sandlot, playing on the TV screen there.

No fireworks? No problem. This being a drought year (and also thinking of the Centerville fire), we skipped them this year and watched the West Bountiful show instead.

Friday, July 8, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Minions: The Rise of Gru"

Can I just state for the record that the Minions are adorable? Well, I'm stating it. I've enjoyed them in the four previous Despical Me/Minions films in the series, and they do not disappoint in the new Minions: The Rise of Gru.

Yes, the Minions are back, with their pseudo-Italian babbling and all of their hijinks. The year is 1976, bell bottoms and disco music abound, and Gru is a 12-year-old kid who doesn't fit in with the others at school. In fact, he tells his classmates that his life's ambition is to grow up to become a supervillain. Naturally, he is laughed at and mocked.

Gru also has the Minions, and he's already wreaking havoc on local people and businesses. But a job interview to join the Vicious 6 goes badly, and when Gru steals a talisman that the V6 had previously stolen, it becomes a cross-country race for the Minions to rescue Gru and bring him home. (Yeah, I may have skipped a few things, but that's the best summary I can come up with.)

If you've enjoyed previous Minions movies, you'll enjoy this one as well.

Paco's rating: 8 out of 10

The Good: It's a relatively clean (except the occasional fart gun) family flick, and it's appropriate for kids of almost all ages. It's funny. Julie Andrews (yes, Mary Poppins herself!) is great in a brief supporting role, as are Michelle Yeoh (last time I saw her was in Shang-Chi) and Alan Arkin, who assumes a role as Gru's mentor. The V6 cast is rounded out by Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren (yes, really—the Universal Soldiers reunite), Danny Trejo, Lucy Lawless, and Taraji P. Henson.

The Bad: Not much to pick at here. Perhaps the only question for kids may be why the main characters are actually "bad guys" of sorts. Of course, we know from the later movies that Gru becomes a "good" bad guy when he grows up.

The Ugly: That Julia Roberts/George Clooney comedy shown in the previews looks painfully bad. Prove me wrong, kids.

Friday, July 1, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Jurassic Park: Dominion"

Cloned dinosaurs are back on the screen for the sixth time for another cash grab exciting adventure in Jurassic World: Dominion. There are Tyrannosauruses and velociraptors and all sorts of others -auruses aplenty; in fact, it's kind of like a greatest hits collection of all of the movies in the franchise.

Not only are Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard also back, but the original Big Three: LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh are in the cast, too. (Haha, I mean, of course, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Sam Neill, who starred in the original Jurassic Park almost 30 years ago.)

If you missed the point at which the last film left off: Dinosaurs have escaped and now live all over the world. In many places, they've claimed  their own territory, and the humans have adapted. No Chuck-a-Rama or Golden Corral buffet is safe, as dinosaurs are likely there already.

Spurring the action this time along is the kidnapping of Owen's (Pratt) and Claire's (Howard) adopted daughter, Maisie. She's been taken to Dinosaur Central, run by evil bioengineering company Biosyn, in a remote location in Italy, and Owen and Claire venture off to rescue her. At the same time, Drs. Grant (Neil) and Sattler (Dern) have reunited and have traveled to the same location at the invitation of old friend Ian Malcolm (Goldblum) to investigate a plot to wreak havoc on the world's food supply.

I wouldn't be exaggerating too much to state that this plot involves swarms of locusts the size of cockroaches seen regularly in and around Peru and on the streets of Lima. For me, they were the most frightening creatures on the screen.

If you're a fan of the Jurassic Park/World film series, you'll have another fun ride. (If you're not, well, hopefully you'll find some things to like.) In addition to the main actors, there a number of cameos of other characters from the previous five films, including some of the dinosaurs, and it's sort of like a goodbye tour for looks to be the end of the second trilogy in the franchise.

Paco's rating: 9 out of 10

The Good: The CGI is once again wonderful, and that alone is worth watching on the big screen. The movie and its cast don't take themselves too seriously and have a good deal of fun in the process.

The Bad: It's quite violent, because dinosaurs still tend to eat the humans they meet, and I wouldn't recommend it for small kids.

The Ugly: Some foul language. Nothing vulgar that I can think of.

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Paco Reviews: "Top Gun: Maverick"

JB and I had tickets to see Top Gun: Maverick on Memorial Day. But then the Killer Martian Death Flu came along for us both, and we ended up spending our holiday weekend feeling awful.

But life goes on! Today, I present for you a review of Top Gun: Maverick, the long-awaited sequel to 1986's Top Gun, which we finally saw this week on $6 Tuesday. I was 10 years old when the first movie came out, and over the years, I've learned that women around me tend to salivate if you merely mention the words Top Gun and/or Tom Cruise. They looooove that movie. A lot.

Admittedly, the first movie had some cool parts. It was a bona fide slice of the '80s and of all of the burly masculinity associated with that decade, from Tom Cruise's and Val Kilmer's shirtless sand volleyball match to the derpy love song by the band Berlin (which somehow, someway actually won an Academy Award for Best Song ... I can't explain how), to Tom's soprano-ish voice warbling through "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" to Anthony Edwards actually having hair and a mustache before he went on to being a doctor on "ER" and lost all that hair in a tragic blow drying accident (I honestly don't know; I didn't watch the first couple of seasons).

Anyhow, this Top Gun sequel brings us back, 36 years after the original. Maverick is still a dangerous dude and keeps pulling his renegade tricks. When he's not soaring through the skies, he's still speeding around on the roads on his motorcycle, not wearing a helmet. He's still just a captain in the Navy because of his insubordinate attitude, but the guy can still fly planes. His girlfriend from the first movie went back to being Amish and is nowhere to be found in this one.

Maverick is now a teacher at Top Gun, instructing 12 of the country's best pilots on  preparing for a dangerous mission (you might even call it an "Impossible" Mission ... ba-dum-ching!) against a menacing foreign adversary developing long-range weapons.

With me so far? Only things (surprise!) don't go well at first. There are attitude and teamwork problems to be solved. Will they unite under Maverick's daring leadership to do what needs to be done?

It's worth the price of admission to find out. I give mad respect to Tom Cruise for performing many of his own stunts, which he does throughout this movie, too. Visually, it's wonderful to watch on the big screen. And in addition, I found the film to be refreshingly patriotic and uplifting—sadly, a rarity these days. There are no political points to be scored nor agendas; the plot revolves around Americans working together to do one of the things America does best, which is to make the world safe(r) for democracy.

Paco's rating: 6 out of 10 (I gave the original 4 out of 10.)

The Good: Tom Cruise has found Dick Clark's Fountain of Youth, because he basically never ages. Val Kilmer, who is currently going through some severe health challenges in real life, is great in a brief scene as the only other cast member to return for the sequel. Jennifer Connelly is also very good in a supporting appearance.

The Bad: Not too much, really. I can't think of any major flaws at the moment.

The Ugly: some profanity, including 1 F-bomb, and a sex scene. It's rated PG-13 for those reasons and for scenes of action/peril. Yes, I deduct points for tomfoolery between unmarried people; Paco's rating scale is one of both family-friendly content and quality. (Without the aforementioned scene, it would be an 8 or 9.)

Monday, June 13, 2022

Chalk Art Festival 2022

This past week, the Bountiful Chalk Art Festival returned to Main Street. JB, Leia, and I took a stroll through a number of wonderful creations to have a gander.

Among those pieces of art was this Pokémon drawing, completed by Biz, Kate, and Ike:

I may be a bit biased, but it was my favorite one.